The World According To @BigTymer985

Dear helicopter parents: morning traffic will be better when you realize your kids won't get kidnapped while walking a couple of blocks.

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August 30, 2016 6:49 AM

#GymLockerSurprise #ItsDeadNow

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August 24, 2016 10:55 AM

So close yet so #ScratchOffFAIL. @LALottery

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August 4, 2016 6:08 PM

NASCAR should listen to this... but @TommyJoeMartins will likely get double-secret probation instead. #StraightFire https://t.co/xNS3OBNfn3

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August 4, 2016 7:12 AM

Better hurry up and catch 'em all @TPoche

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August 1, 2016 2:36 PM

Why are gyms always full of creepy old white men who never stray from the sauna? I just want to relax after a workout, but they don't help.

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July 30, 2016 12:41 PM

As it turns out, it was @Chase who screwed me out of the $50, and because I'm not a customer with them, I can't do a damn thing about it.

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July 27, 2016 1:32 PM

Either @Computershare or @Vanguard_Group screwed me out of a $50 fee. I'm more inclined to believe it's the former.

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July 22, 2016 1:55 PM

I'm thinking about running for president in 2020. Is it too late to start forming the Total Asshole Party? #NoOneWillLikeWhatIHaveToSay

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July 21, 2016 7:44 PM

Where The Hell Am I?

As of August 30, 2016 7:53 PM

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Who The Hell Am I?

What can I say? I'm just a regular guy.

OK, that's pretty boring. I'm a transplanted Louisianan from the "Dirty 'Dell" now residing in Birmingham, Alabama. I refuse to "Roll Damn Tide" or "War Damn Eagle". For me, it's "Geaux Damn Tigers"!

I did live in Nashville for nearly five years. I'm glad I got out.

I work for a bank that has green bicycles.

I haven't decided whether to expand any further... it just gets real creepy from this point forward.

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