The World According To @BigTymer985

I dunno why the ducks crossed the road, but their reasons probably aren't all they're quacked up to be. #dadjokes

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September 17, 2016 9:03 AM

2 of everything is usually good for the OCD in me, but in this case, it's #ScratchOffFAIL. @LALottery

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September 15, 2016 7:17 PM

If you have a court date this week, you will likely want Les Miles fired afterwards. https://t.co/3TkCaQ4Q8r

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September 7, 2016 1:34 PM

Lesson learned: even with sunscreen, I still get somewhat burned. Maybe it's time to accept that I should just live in the dark. #HalfGinger

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September 5, 2016 7:19 PM

And a winner is @MartinTruex_Jr #BojanglesSo500 @TooToughToTame

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September 4, 2016 7:27 PM

Smoking is bad for your health. #BojanglesSo500 @TooToughToTame

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September 4, 2016 7:26 PM

To quote @AdamSandler, "the night time is the right time." #BojanglesSo500 @TooToughToTame

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September 4, 2016 5:23 PM

An Alan Kulwicki throwback, as well as the cheap knockoff. #BojanglesSo500 @TooToughToTame

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September 4, 2016 4:26 PM

Couple of sweet throwbacks. @landoncassill @CJMearsGang #BestDamn #Nice #BojanglesSo500 @TooToughToTame

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September 4, 2016 3:22 PM

About time for racing. #BojanglesSo500

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September 4, 2016 2:48 PM

Where The Hell Am I?

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Who The Hell Am I?

What can I say? I'm just a regular guy.

OK, that's pretty boring. I'm a transplanted Louisianan from the "Dirty 'Dell" now residing in Birmingham, Alabama. I refuse to "Roll Damn Tide" or "War Damn Eagle". For me, it's "Geaux Damn Tigers"!

I did live in Nashville for nearly five years. I'm glad I got out.

I work for a bank that has green bicycles.

I haven't decided whether to expand any further... it just gets real creepy from this point forward.

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